Dems’ Swamp Stunt Flops: Photo Op Denied at Alligator Alcatraz

A bunch of Democrats showed up at 'Alligator Alcatraz,' a migrant detention spot in Florida’s Everglades, begging to get in for a photo op. Big fail - they got kicked out at the gate faster than a bad meme. These woke jokers cry about access to a swamp jail, but where’s the love for homeless veterans or hurricane survivors? Their fake care is louder than an alligator’s snap. Social media is laughing hard, with posts saying, 'These Dems care more about looking good than helping real people!'

But hold up, it gets worse. While they rant about 'justice' for detainees, they skip the real problem - the Everglades getting wrecked by this place. Polls say most people want help for veterans and disaster survivors, but these camera hogs just play hero. It’s like a terrible dance video - super cringe and offbeat. Their hypocrisy stinks worse than swamp mud, ignoring real solutions for fake drama. Voters are blasting them, yelling, 'Help Americans first, you silly frauds!' Far From Woke verdict: Dems, give it up - your swamp stunt is a total bust!