Lia Thomas’ Swim Wins Sunk: UPenn to Scrub Titles

Lia Thomas, the transgender swimmer who stormed women’s sports, is getting kicked out of history at UPenn - and it’s about time. Her 2022 wins were a total joke, taking victories from female athletes who couldn’t compete against someone with male puberty advantages. Fans and critics are pumped as Penn wipes her records and gives them back to the real winners. ‘Lia’s wins were a complete scam!’ people yelled online - with angry comments slamming her exploitation of identity politics to cheat!

This woke mess got tossed, but not before real swimmers got hurt. Penn is now saying sorry to the women who were pushed aside by Lia joining their team and locker rooms. They’re writing apology letters and promising to keep spaces split by sex - finally, some common sense! But let’s call out Penn for hiding behind ‘NCAA rules’ while female athletes got ignored. That’s fake caring at its worst, ditching fairness for a trendy show. The left’s obsession with this keeps failing - huge flop.

Far From Woke verdict: Lia, pack your bags - the grift is over!