Scummy Governor Still Pushing the Jab On Children!

California Governor Gavin Newsom recently appeared on the Shawn Ryan Show, stepping bravely into the anti-woke lion's den only to get shredded by podcast king Joe Rogan. The fireworks started when Rogan challenged Newsom on his controversial COVID vaccine mandates for kids, pointing to rumors of shady dealings with "Big Pharma." Newsom, trying to channel his inner tough guy, shot back defensively, insisting, "I've got receipts!" Yes, folks, he actually used the phrase "receipts" as if he's battling Twitter trolls, not discussing serious public policy.
The governor claimed he's been the brave warrior fighting pharmaceutical companies, despite his aggressive push for mandates. He even admitted regret about closing beaches too soon during the pandemic—apparently his "science" changed as soon as the polls did. Critics pounced immediately, accusing Newsom of performing woke acrobatics by flipping stances depending on the audience.
Rogan wasn't having it, sarcastically suggesting Newsom was now playing victim despite previously acting like California's top health tyrant. Viewers loved every moment, with comments flooding social media mocking Newsom’s "receipts"—which remain conveniently unproduced. One tweet read, "Newsom's 'receipts' are probably as real as Bigfoot sightings in Berkeley."
For a man rumored to be eyeing a presidential run, Newsom’s Rogan showdown was less statesmanship and more desperate attempt to out-woke even himself. But at least we got to enjoy watching woke logic implode in real-time.
Far From Woke verdict: Gavin, next time leave the "receipts" talk to reality TV—politics clearly isn't your strong suit.