Zohran Mamdani’s Woke Equality Talk: Total Clown Show Disaster

Hey, let’s roast Zohran Mamdani, the NYC mayor hopeful with a pile of woke nonsense. His loud chatter about 'equality' is a complete joke, especially when he pushes for $65 million on trans medical treatments - even for kids. That’s nuts when New Yorkers can’t pay rent or buy food! One angry voter snapped, 'Mamdani’s priorities are just plain dumb!' He’s all about trendy causes, ignoring real pain while the city’s money runs out. What a fake mess!

And it gets dumber. Mamdani’s got this wild idea for government-run grocery stores to 'fix' food prices. Cute, right? Nope, it’s a total bust waiting to blow up. Business folks are losing it, saying this will wreck the economy and raise costs. Taxpayers will foot the bill for his flops while he rants about Israel instead of fixing potholes. Voters laugh, 'He’s a woke weirdo who doesn’t get NYC!' But he keeps talking, totally lost. Far From Woke verdict: Mamdani, just stop! Your ideas are a huge nope for our city.