A Match Made in Hell: Democracy Deniers Unite!

Anderson Cooper’s latest CNN stunt is pure clown behavior—spinning wild conspiracy theories that Donald Trump wants to cancel elections forever. Cooper ranted about a looming “democratic crisis” while skipping over a key detail: under federal law, Trump literally cannot cancel elections. But when you’re desperate for ratings, facts are optional.

Critics called out Cooper’s meltdown as “conspiracy theater,” with one X user joking that he’s “cooking up fairy tales for his five remaining viewers.” Instead of reporting on real issues like inflation, border chaos, or skyrocketing crime, Cooper sold dystopian fan fiction to keep his Trump Derangement Syndrome alive. Polls show 70% of Americans want news, not woke paranoia, but CNN keeps serving the latter.

What makes Cooper’s fear-mongering even more ridiculous is how closely it mirrors California Governor—and 2028 Democratic “presidential sweetheart”—Gavin Newsom. Both men thrive on doom-and-gloom theatrics, warning about imaginary threats to democracy while ignoring the crises staring voters in the face. Newsom is infamous for blaming phantom “right-wing takeovers” while his state crumbles under crime, homelessness, and business flight. Cooper parrots the same scare tactics from behind a CNN desk.

The parallel is clear: woke elites would rather scream about Trump destroying democracy than admit their own policies are destroying America. For entrepreneurs and business owners, this kind of media manipulation is more than annoying—it fuels the uncertainty and instability that drive investment and jobs out of the country.

Far From Woke verdict: Anderson, your conspiracy theories are as fake as your news coverage. Leave the bad acting to Hollywood.