Biden’s Spokesman Defended a Stranger – Literally

Biden’s top spokesman Ian Sams spent months parading across TV screens and press briefings insisting that Joe Biden was mentally sharp, fit, and firing on all cylinders. But here’s the kicker: Sams barely knew the man. In fact, he only met Biden face-to-face two times during his entire White House gig. Yet somehow, he became the official hype man for Biden’s supposed brain power.

Critics are calling it a total clown show. One GOP aide even quipped, “How can you defend someone’s brain when you’ve spent more time with your barista?” Ouch. To make matters worse, even special counsel Robert Hur—who grilled Biden over his classified documents scandal—spent more quality time with the president than Biden’s own spokesman. That screams cover-up louder than a CNN anchor on election night.

While Sams dismissed concerns after Biden’s trainwreck June debate, he was basically defending a stranger. Other loyalists like Steve Ricchetti swear there’s no conspiracy, but the American people aren’t buying it anymore. When your top defender has less face-time with Biden than a random prosecutor, something reeks in Washington swamp water.

This is classic Biden White House behavior: wall off the president, send out spin doctors who don’t actually see him, and hope the media carries the lies. Business owners know this type of charade all too well—when the salesman knows nothing about the product, the customer walks away. And voters are ready to walk.

Far From Woke Verdict: Defending someone you never see? That’s peak swamp behavior, Ian.