Cory Booker's Senate Meltdown: Belligerent and Broken
Senator Cory Booker had a full-blown meltdown Tuesday when FBI Director Kash Patel calmly dismantled his rant during a major Senate hearing. Booker, forever clinging to his “Spartacus” nickname, screamed that Patel had made America “weaker and less safe.” His performance reached laughable heights with dramatic cries of “My God! My God!” that sounded more like a bad soap opera than serious debate.
But Booker’s theatrics fell apart the moment Patel cut through the noise, pointing out the obvious: Booker’s claims were fake. Instead of admitting his blunder, the senator doubled down with more finger-pointing, threats to Patel’s job, and wild accusations that had no basis in reality. Critics mocked his tantrum, with one observer comparing it to “a kid who just had his toy taken away.”
Empty Rhetoric, Fake Caring
Behind Booker’s grandstanding is a darker truth. He pretends to champion FBI “integrity” while ignoring the fact that several fired agents are now suing, alleging misconduct that proves Patel was right to hold the bureau accountable. Booker’s selective outrage isn’t about protecting Americans—it’s about defending the corrupt status quo.
Enter Adam Schiff: Irony on Display
If Booker’s performance wasn’t embarrassing enough, his tag-team partner in the hearing was none other than Adam Schiff—the man many call the most corrupt senator in America. Schiff, who built his career on pushing the Russia-collusion hoax, sat there nodding along to Booker’s fake outrage. The irony? Schiff, the poster boy for lies, cover-ups, and sham investigations, acted as though he were the moral authority.
Booker railing about “fake information” while Schiff sits beside him is like a shoplifter lecturing others on honesty. It’s Washington at its most shameless: one corrupt showman propping up another.
The Verdict
Spartacus Booker’s dramatic act won applause from the usual left-wing echo chamber, but normal Americans saw the truth—a woke clown throwing a tantrum while defending the indefensible. And pairing up with Adam Schiff only made the whole thing more laughable.
Far From Woke verdict: Cory, save the drama for your mama—the Senate isn’t Broadway. And Schiff, spare us the fake moral high ground—you’re the last guy who should be lecturing anyone about truth.
