James Comey Can’t ‘Shake It Off’ – Turns to Taylor Swift for Trump Therapy

Former FBI Director James Comey just proved he’s completely lost the plot. In a bizarre video, the washed-up bureaucrat confessed that he listens to Taylor Swift songs to cope with the fact that Donald Trump still exists. Yes, you read that right—a grown man who once ran the nation’s top law enforcement agency needs bubblegum pop therapy to “shake off” Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Comey’s cringe confession shows just how deeply Trump lives rent-free in his head. Instead of moving on like an adult, he’s making awkward videos about taking life lessons from Swift’s breakup anthems. He actually claims her lyrics help him deal with “bullies.” That’s rich, considering this is the same guy who single-handedly tanked Hillary Clinton’s campaign with his email mess-ups, then got fired for being a total disaster.

Critics online aren’t letting him off easy. One user joked, “Maybe he should shake it off and find a real hobby.” Others pointed out how pathetic it is that Democrats and their cronies keep worshipping celebrities for guidance instead of, you know, using logic and leadership.

This sad spectacle is another reminder of how far the left has fallen. They’re so obsessed with Trump that even their once-powerful insiders now cope through Taylor Swift playlists. It’s not just embarrassing—it’s dangerous when the political class turns into a fan club for pop stars.

Far From Woke Verdict: Jim, your Swift therapy sessions are more tragic than her breakup songs.