Supreme Meltdown: Justice Jackson's Cartoon Commentary

Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson has officially turned the Supreme Court into Saturday morning cartoons. In her latest opinion, she accused her colleagues of playing “Calvinball jurisprudence” — a made-up game from the comics where the rules change every five seconds. Yes, that’s the level of legal argument coming from a sitting justice on the highest court in America.

Her meltdown came after the Court shot down another one of her woke crusades, this time in a case about NIH grants. Instead of making a solid legal argument, Jackson basically called her fellow justices cheaters who favor Trump over science. What a clown show. She whined about the Court abandoning legal rules, but critics point out the obvious: she’s just mad she can’t ram her activist agenda through.

Her rant about “harmful government action” reads less like a legal opinion and more like a progressive blog post dressed up in judicial robes. Voters didn’t put her on the bench to toss around cartoon references and political tantrums. Even one legal expert said her “spicy” writing makes good copy — translation: dramatic garbage for headlines.

Jackson’s constant outbursts prove she’s more interested in scoring partisan points than applying the law. Her emotional style makes the Supreme Court look less like a chamber of wisdom and more like a middle school debate club.