Michael Keaton's Gun Grab Sermon: Batman Actor's Tasteless Take Backfires

Michael Keaton just showed why Hollywood elites are more out of touch than ever. The 74-year-old actor, famous for playing Batman, used the tragic death of conservative activist Charlie Kirk as a cheap political talking point. At a glitzy gala, Keaton called Kirk’s murder “unbelievable irony” because Kirk supported gun rights.

That’s not irony—it’s cruelty. It’s the rhetorical equivalent of saying a chef getting food poisoning is “ironic.” No, it’s just tasteless. Kirk’s death isn’t a punchline. It’s a national tragedy. But Keaton couldn’t resist using the moment to preach from his ivory tower, talking down to grieving families while signaling his “virtue” to Hollywood’s woke crowd.

Ghouls Dancing on Graves

Critics immediately blasted Keaton’s remarks, with one observer summing it up: “Hollywood ghouls dancing on graves again.” They’re right. Keaton made millions entertaining America but can’t summon the basic decency to respect a murder victim. Instead, he gave a gun-control lecture that ignored the obvious fact: Kirk was killed by a criminal—not a law-abiding gun owner.

Fake Caring, Selective Outrage

Keaton’s sanctimonious line that “shooting people will never answer anything” wasn’t heartfelt—it was virtue signaling. He stays silent when leftist violence explodes in cities across America, yet leaps at the chance to slam a conservative the second tragedy strikes. His selective outrage isn’t compassion; it’s politics over people.

Hollywood’s Sick Obsession

This is the same Hollywood pattern we’ve seen time and again—celebrity preachers exploiting tragedy to score points with their woke friends. While normal Americans mourn the loss of a patriot, the elites can’t resist turning death into a stage for their phony sermons.

Far From Woke verdict: Keep your “irony” to yourself, Michael—nobody’s laughing.