Muriel Bowser Accidentally Admits She’s Useless—Thanks to Trump’s Law & Order

Mayor Muriel Bowser just said the quiet part out loud: she’s a total clown who can’t run Washington, D.C. For years, she let crime spiral out of control while clinging to her sanctuary city fantasies. Then President Trump stepped in with federal muscle, and suddenly carjackings plummeted by a jaw-dropping 87%. Now Bowser’s out here bragging like she deserves the credit. Spoiler alert: she doesn’t.

Critics shredded her flip-flopping, with one voter posting, “Bowser finally admits she’s useless without daddy Trump’s help.” Hard to argue when her own numbers prove she was asleep at the wheel. The same mayor who let criminals treat D.C. like Grand Theft Auto is now forced to admit Trump’s tough policies actually work.

But here’s the comedy routine—Bowser’s still whining about Trump’s immigration crackdown supposedly hurting “community trust,” while in the same breath celebrating the crime drop those very policies produced. That’s like ordering takeout, eating the meal, then crying about the delivery fee.

For years, her woke ideology put criminals first and residents last. Businesses fled, families lived in fear, and the city’s reputation tanked. Now Bowser’s stuck praising Trump while her progressive base melts down in confusion. It’s the perfect snapshot of liberal leadership: failure followed by hypocrisy, dressed up as a “win.”

Far From Woke verdict: Thanks for admitting you suck, Muriel. Trump’s got this.