The Witch of Wall Street: Pelosi’s Market Magic

Nancy Pelosi is once again trying to sell herself as a reformer, pushing the HONEST Act to ban politicians from trading stocks. Sounds noble, right? Don’t be fooled. This is the same Pelosi whose household has raked in millions from perfectly timed trades that just happen to align with upcoming legislation. Her husband, Paul Pelosi, isn’t just lucky—he’s Wall Street’s version of a psychic. In 2024 alone, Paul managed to beat the market in ways professional hedge funds could only dream of. President Trump called it out on Truth Social, hinting at the obvious: insider info.
Pelosi’s team insists she doesn’t personally trade stocks, but that excuse fools no one. The Pelosi fortune has ballooned thanks to these “coincidences,” all while she lectures Americans about fairness, democracy, and public service. It’s the kind of hypocrisy only a career politician could deliver with a straight face.
She claims to fight for the “public good,” yet the only thing she’s really protecting is her portfolio. Her so-called reforms are nothing but political theater—a distraction while she and Paul keep hitting jackpot after jackpot in the market. Regular Americans are getting hammered by inflation and economic instability, but Nancy? She’s sipping Napa cabernet and watching her net worth climb.
Far From Woke verdict: Nancy and Paul, your insider jackpot days are numbered. The American people see through your elite snob act.