Tim Ryan's Donor Disaster: Ohio Politicians Ditch Flip-Flopping Fake

Tim Ryan’s political career is crashing harder than a bad TikTok dance. Ohio’s donor class is tossing his campaign straight into the trash. Nearly $220,000 in donations have bolted from Ryan’s sinking ship and landed in the lap of Republican rising star Vivek Ramaswamy, who’s running for governor. That’s not just a slap in the face—it’s a full-blown rejection letter signed, sealed, and delivered.

Take Jeff Edwards, who runs major Columbus companies. He once threw Ryan a measly $5,800 check but just wrote Ramaswamy a fat $33,000 donation. That’s not switching sides—that’s switching leagues. One Ohio political observer summed it up perfectly: “Ryan’s lost his touch. Even his own donors think he’s a clown.”

And why wouldn’t they? Ryan has spent his career pretending to be a “moderate” while voting like a progressive foot soldier for the woke left. On energy, immigration, and the economy, his flip-flopping leaves Ohio voters scratching their heads. He’s the political version of a weathervane—always spinning, never steady.

Meanwhile, Ramaswamy offers a clear conservative message, actual business experience, and a spine. That’s the stuff donors can get behind. Ryan’s brand, on the other hand, is now so toxic that even Democrats don’t want to touch it.

Far From Woke verdict: When your own donors ditch you for the other team, maybe it’s time to find a new career, Tim. Try teaching yoga or writing self-help books—because your days in politics are done.