Bill Clinton’s Nine Lives: Dodges Epstein Release Again!

Bill Clinton must be laughing his head off right now—because once again, he’s dodged accountability while the Epstein files get buried deeper than Jimmy Hoffa. His name is all over Jeffrey Epstein’s flight logs, photos, and testimonies. He’s been connected to the disgraced pedophile more times than we can count. But thanks to some “miracle” timing and deep-establishment court connections, he’s walking around free as a bird—woke halo still glowing.

This week, a Florida judge mysteriously shut down the release of key Epstein court records—right after Trump and Pam Bondi pushed for full transparency. You can’t make this up. Even worse, one of the judges tied to this mess is Richard Berman—a known Clinton ally. The entire thing reeks of a coordinated cover-up to protect their golden boy from being dragged through the mud. Again.

While Trump fights to expose the truth, Clinton plays the role of moral preacher, giving lectures about “justice” and “truth”—as if he isn’t sitting on decades of dirt. One user on X nailed it: “Clinton’s dodging Epstein dirt like it’s a game!” And yet the mainstream media? Silent to the point of complicit.

This isn’t just elite privilege—it’s a masterclass in corruption. Clinton has become the Houdini of political scandal, slipping past real consequences while the Left cheers him on for his ‘public service.’

Far From Woke Verdict: Bill, your shady past is loud—time to own up! The American people deserve the truth.