George Clooney's the Latest Dem to Depart!

The Democrat Titanic is sinking—and George Clooney just grabbed a lifeboat.

After years of preaching loyalty, justice, and “saving democracy,” Clooney pulled the ultimate Hollywood heel turn by publishing a desperate op-ed begging Democrats to dump Joe Biden. The timing? Right after Biden’s epic debate meltdown. The platform? Of course—the New York Times, where coastal elites air their nervous breakdowns. But here’s the kicker: Clooney was just at a high-dollar Biden fundraiser weeks before, rubbing elbows with donors and pretending all was well. Now he wants to rewrite the script like it’s a Netflix drama. Please.

Even Hunter Biden had enough. The president’s wayward son reportedly snapped on Channel 5, “Forget him and everyone with him!” And teens online are roasting Clooney like stale popcorn. One viral post said it best: “George Clooney’s loyalty lasts as long as a latte.” Brutal.

And let’s not forget—Clooney isn’t just a hypocrite. He’s a rich Hollywood blowhard who plays politics from behind mansion gates. Hunter took it further, mocking him as “not even a real actor, just a brand.” Ouch. Voters are fed up with these phonies who act woke until it’s no longer trendy.

He’s not alone either. Democrat donors, Hollywood stars, and media darlings are all jumping ship. The party that demanded “unity” is now cannibalizing itself on live TV.

Far From Woke Verdict: Clooney’s defection is just the start—celebrity Democrats are fleeing the party like rats from a sinking ship. Good riddance.