Jasmine Crockett’s Woke Performance Falls Flat

Texas Democrat Jasmine Crockett is having a spectacular woke meltdown over losing corporate donors due to GOP-led redistricting—claiming victimhood while hilariously acting like she's entitled to big-money checks. Crockett took to X to label sitting President Trump a "buffoon" and, demonstrating peak woke maturity, even went as far as to call Trump a "piece of shit." If that wasn’t enough, she slammed the Supreme Court as "corrupt"—yet expects corporate America to bankroll her divisive rants. One voter summed it up perfectly, laughing, "She's all talk, no action!"

The hypocrisy gets richer. According to The Atlantic, Crockett privately mocks progressive heroes like AOC and Bernie Sanders as fakes, yet publicly plays the woke card to appeal to the far-left base. She even stooped low enough to mock Texas Governor Greg Abbott with the tasteless nickname "Governor Hot Wheels," proving she can dish it out but cries foul over online backlash. Texans aren't fooled: one constituent nailed it, calling her a "hypocrisy clown."

It’s clear Crockett can’t see past her woke blinders to actually deliver results for her constituents.

Far From Woke verdict: Jasmine, time to drop the woke tantrums—you're embarrassing yourself!