Macron’s Woke Meltdown: Sues Over Gossip While France Falls Apart

French President Emmanuel Macron is having a full-blown meltdown — and it’s not about France’s collapsing economy, surging immigration, or the angry mobs torching Paris. Nope. The self-proclaimed defender of “liberté” is suing American conservative firebrand Candace Owens because she suggested something millions have quietly speculated: that Macron’s wife, Brigitte, may have been born a man.

Instead of brushing it off or issuing a quick denial, Macron went nuclear — threatening legal action, fueling global curiosity, and making it the Streisand Effect of the year. You have to wonder… if there’s nothing to hide, why is he acting like a cornered rat?

Let’s get real — these are public figures. Speculation comes with the territory. But Macron’s hysterical overreaction has people asking: what’s the real story behind Brigitte? Why the panic? Why the lawsuit blitz? And why now, when France is literally burning?

Critics aren’t buying the victim routine. One X user wrote, “If Macron weren’t hiding something, he wouldn’t be suing someone across the ocean.” Exactly. The same guy who praises drag queen story hour and bans satire of certain “sensitive” topics suddenly draws the line at this? Sounds more like damage control than dignity.

Far From Woke Verdict: When a world leader sues a commentator over a rumor, that’s not leadership — that’s desperation. The people of France deserve answers — not lawsuits and woke censorship.