Bondi and Trump Baffle Americans on Epstein Flip-Flop

In a move that could only happen in the age of political theater, President Donald Trump took to Truth Social this past week to label the Jeffrey Epstein case coverage a âSCAMâ. He then ordered Attorney General Pam Bondi to unseal all pertinent grand jury testimonyâbecause nothing says âtransparencyâ like demanding the release of secret transcripts that are legally bound to stay secret unless a court says otherwise.
According to Reuters, Trump blasted Democrats for sensationalizing Epsteinâs crimes and insisted that flooding the public with sealed materials would finally put an end to the âridiculous amount of publicityâ surrounding the disgraced financier.
Bondi, obedient as ever, confirmed on X that the Justice Department would file a petition to unseal the records âtomorrowââbecause what better way to prove your innocence than by tearing open a vault that Congress and the courts have historically kept shut? Critics warn that victims and witnesses could object, and unredacted testimony might expose sensitive details that even Epsteinâs most fervent defenders wouldnât want broadcast.
Far From Woke Verdict: If youâre going to call something a âscam,â at least be consistentâotherwise youâre just the political equivalent of a rubber-chicken magician, making secrets disappear on cue.